You're completely useless in the revolution.
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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