Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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