She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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