remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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