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(480): View more from Arizona

U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together

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(217): View more from Illinois

I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower

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(270): View more from Kentucky

you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.

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(713): View more from Texas

I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.

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(731): View more from Tennessee

I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.

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(240): View more from Maryland

Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you

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Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina

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(309): View more from Illinois

He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.

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