yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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