i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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