ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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