Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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