i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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