Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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