a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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