Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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