just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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