i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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