what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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