You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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