Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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