What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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