I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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