so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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