I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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