Nicole vs. Life
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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