Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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