This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
We need to feng shui this bitch.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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