absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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