just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Randomize
