You work out of a Hotel?
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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