Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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