Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
my nose is crying tears of wow.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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