So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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