So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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