Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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