i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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