420 ftw
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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