Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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