I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
operation have a gay friend backfired
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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