Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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