Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Randomize
