Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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