she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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