Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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