I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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