Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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