i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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