Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Holy shit dude........stairs
Someone signed my nipple.
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