Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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