her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Your topless pictures make me question reality
She needs sedatives and a leash
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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