Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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