dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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