dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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