I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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