Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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