on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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