allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I just pynch a tree in the face
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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