We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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