I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
